Open Letter to David Coulthard: Keep it real, easy on shilling for Formula 1's lost cause

You are experienced, straight-talking and refreshingly uncomplicated in an era where F1 analysis can disappear into jargon, corporate language and endless layers of spin. Good for the low-IQ brigade. You raced against Michael Schumacher and Mika Häkkinen, won 13 Grands Prix and competed during one o